![]() The scouts’ episode describes Nephilim as so large that the Israelites are the size of grasshoppers in comparison. I further theorize that the “pillar of cloud” (Num 9:15) was the craft’s exhaust fumes. The “pillar of fire” over the Tabernacle was in fact a beam of energy emanating from the mothership, no doubt the same one that killed Nadab and Abihu (Lev 10) when they burned “alien incense,” accidentally triggering a deadly energy pulse. Moses’ Glowing Face at SinaiĪfter contact with the aliens, who provided him with the tablets, Moses’ DNA became mutated, rendering his skin metallic, and thus too reflective for people to look at (Exod 34:35). Although he refused to give his name to Jacob, AI posits that his professional wrestling name was “Sciatica.” 10. Jacob was renamed Israel after successfully defeating this alien in a wrestling match at the Jabbok River. This explains why Jacob asks YHWH for food and clothing (Gen 28:20). Jacob’s vision of angels ascending and descending a stairway from heaven was a space escalator at the Bethel Mall. Interestingly, AI reconstructs Abraham without a beard. The ram stuck in the thicket was not the only one in the scene that had horns-the messenger “from heaven” (i.e., from outer space) did as well. In another image too graphic to post, the aliens wrecked the town when the after-dinner party became bawdy. These same aliens, evidently still hungry, took off their clothing (and head coverings) and appeared in Sodom for dinner. In any case, the aliens seem to have worked up quite an appetite. AI, programmed not to be offensive or heretical, reinterprets the scene, with the alien in the middle wearing a “Yah Way!” t-shirt. Scholars have long posited that YHWH himself was one of the three figures who visited Abraham and Sarah after his circumcision. The Tower of BabelĪpparently, the mysterious high-rise tower, which reached the clouds, was an extraterrestrial landing pad and cellphone tower. We have also learned that the corruption of the antediluvian world included cavorting in nightclubs. The Nephilim who took human women, bringing on Noah’s Flood,(Gen 6:4) are indeed “skyfallers” from a distant planet. It is unclear whether the AI identifies Elijah with St. Elijah’s Fiery ChariotĪs long suspected, the “fiery chariot” that helped Elijah ascend into the sky is a technologically advanced spacecraft. Remarkably, it also explains the extraterrestrial origins of the Muppets. This AI-generated photo offers a clear explanation of the mysterious wheels, described as separate from the chariot itself, as well as the animal spirit that moves it. Ezekiel’s Vision of the MerkavaĮzekiel’s chariot is the most famous biblical UFO sighting, and has been written about by NASA scientist Josef Blumrich (1913–2002) in The Spaceships of Ezekiel (Bantam, 1974), among others. Now for the first time ever, we can reconstruct these biblical encounters in ultra high definition. The answer is unequivocal the alien hypothesis has been confirmed. In keeping with the approach of “Torah study informed by academic scholarship and science,” I turned to AI technology to weigh in on the question. While von Däniken and other such scholars were once discounted as “fringe,” the increasing number of recent UFO sightings has forced scholars to revisit the question. 1935), in his best-selling Chariots of the Gods (1968). The idea was made famous by Erich Anton Paul von Däniken (b. For decades, independent scholars have suggested that several narratives in the Bible offer evidence of ancient UFOs and extraterrestrial visitations.
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